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Coffee Because Anger Management Is Too Expensive Dachshund mug 11oz white ceramic - Wigglelove
Coffee Because Anger Management Is Too Expensive Dachshund mug 11oz white ceramic - Wigglelove
Coffee Anger Management Dachshund mug 15oz large size - Wigglelove

Coffee Because Anger Management Is Too Expensive" Dachshund Mug

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Size: 11oz

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The most honest mug in the cupboard.

Anger management is expensive. Coffee is not. And when you've got a Dachshund curled up next to you while you drink it, the therapy practically does itself. The "Coffee Because Anger Management Is Too Expensive" mug is the daily reminder that you've already found the best possible coping strategy — and it involves a sausage dog.

Premium ceramic, bold print, available in 11oz and 15oz. The first thing you reach for every morning — and the last thing you'd ever give up.

☕ KEY FEATURES

  • Premium Ceramic — no cracking, chipping, or leaking; built for years of daily use
  • Bold Slogan Print — "Coffee Because Anger Management Is Too Expensive" with a Dachshund graphic, printed on the front where it belongs
  • Comfortable C-Handle — easy to grip, stays cool while your drink stays hot
  • Two Sizes — 11oz for a standard morning brew, 15oz when the situation calls for more coffee and less talking
  • Food-Safe & Non-Toxic — ceramic material is lead-free and safe for daily use
  • Microwave Safe — reheat without switching mugs

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Material: Premium ceramic
  • Sizes: 11oz (3.79" H × 3.25" W) · 15oz (4.69" H × 3.35" W)
  • Print: One-sided — "Coffee Because Anger Management Is Too Expensive" Dachshund design, fade-resistant with hand washing
  • Microwave: ✅ Safe — handle with care as ceramic retains heat

⚠️ NOT DISHWASHER SAFE — HAND WASH ONLY

Please hand wash only. Dishwasher use will fade the print over time. A quick rinse with warm soapy water keeps the slogan looking sharp for years — which is important, because this message never gets old.

📏 WHICH SIZE?

  • 11oz — standard coffee mug size; fits most coffee machine portions; for people who can manage their anger in one cup
  • 15oz — holds about 40% more; for everyone else

🎁 PAIRS PERFECTLY WITH THE MATCHING TEE

We also carry the "Coffee Because Anger Management Is Too Expensive" Dachshund T-Shirt — grab both for the complete set. Order 3+ items and save 10% — worldwide shipping included.

❓ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

+ Is this mug dishwasher safe?
No — hand wash only. Dishwasher use will fade the print over time. Wash with warm soapy water and a soft cloth to keep the design looking bold and clear for years.
+ Can I use it in the microwave?
Yes — the ceramic is microwave safe. Handle with care after microwaving as the mug retains heat. Avoid extended microwave sessions.
+ Which size should I choose?
The 11oz is a standard coffee mug size — great for a regular morning brew. The 15oz holds about 40% more, ideal if you like a larger coffee, a slower morning, or simply need more help with the anger management side of things. Both have the same bold print in the same quality.
+ Is this a good gift for a Dachshund owner?
If they drink coffee and own a Dachshund, this is the gift. It's used every morning, seen by everyone at the office, and gets an immediate reaction from anyone who reads it. One of the most reliably funny and personal gifts in the store — perfect for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion.
+ What is the shipping time?
We ship worldwide. Standard delivery is typically 7–14 business days depending on your location. Order 3+ items to automatically save 10%.

⚠️ Colours may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings. Dimensions are approximate due to the manufacturing process.

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It preserves your drink’s temperature (hot or cold) remarkably well. What’s more, you can easily clean this mug in the dishwasher. Extraordinarily elegant, yet simple, this mug is perfect for minimalists.

Premium ceramic

Crafted with exceptional heat resistance, no harmful chemicals can be discharged from this mug. No cracking, chipping, or leaking.

State of the art

Bring a modern aesthetic to your desk with a simple yet sleek-looking mug!

Remarkably easy to clean

Be careful if using microwave or clean it in the dishwasher. It continuously guarantee to be durable for years.
Product details:

Material: Ceramic

One-sided printed
Artwork is a 2D design displayed on a flat surface
Dimension:
11Oz (HxW): 3.79x3.25 in
15Oz (HxW): 4.69x3.35 in
Capacity: 11oz; 15oz
Be careful if using microwave
Dishwasher unsafe

Disclaimer

  • Due to variations of light and color settings of computer/personal device screens, colors may appear slightly different from photographic images.
  • Due to the manufacturing process, sizes of items listed in descriptions are approximate and actual size may vary slightly.

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