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Controlling My Mouth Is The Easy Part" Dachshund T-Shirt

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Style: Unisex T-shirt

Color: White

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Daisy
Lime
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Ash
Light Blue
Heliconia
Red
Orange
Light Pink
Sports Grey
Gold
Sand
Irish Green
Carolina Blue

Size: S

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The mouth? Fine. Everything else? Working on it.

Some people count to ten. Some people breathe deeply. Some people have a therapist on speed dial. And then there are Dachshund owners — who have found that their dog's expression alone does the heavy lifting. Controlling the mouth is genuinely the easy part. It's the eye rolls, the sighs, and the very loud internal monologue that need the real work.

If this feels accurate, this shirt was made for you. Available in 15 colours from S to 5XL — wear it as a warning or a confession, depending on the day.


👕 STYLE

  • Unisex T-Shirt — relaxed fit, lightweight and breathable, suitable for all the situations where controlling your mouth is, in fact, the easy part

Available in sizes S — 5XL.

🎨 COLOURS (15 options)

White · Daisy · Lime · Kiwi · Ash · Light Blue · Heliconia · Red · Orange · Light Pink · Sports Grey · Gold · Sand · Irish Green · Carolina Blue

💡 All 15 are light tones. White, Sports Grey, and Sand give the cleanest look for the print. Heliconia and Red make a bold statement — which feels appropriate for this particular slogan. Light Blue and Carolina Blue are the easy everyday choice.


📐 PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Material: 100% pre-shrunk cotton (or 96% cotton / 4% spandex for stretch variants)
  • Pre-shrunk: No surprise shrinking after the first wash
  • Print: "Controlling My Mouth Is The Easy Part" Dachshund graphic — bold and fade-resistant
  • Fit: Unisex relaxed fit — comfortable for all body types
  • Care: Machine wash cold · Lay flat to dry · No bleach · Wash inside out to preserve print

🎁 THE GIFT FOR SOMEONE WHO TELLS IT LIKE IT IS

Know someone who is refreshingly, occasionally alarmingly honest — and owns a Dachshund? This is their tee. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where the recipient will read the slogan, immediately recognise themselves, and laugh. Order 3+ items and save 10% — worldwide shipping included.


❓ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

+ What does the design look like?
The tee features the "Controlling My Mouth Is The Easy Part" slogan with a Dachshund graphic — a funny, self-aware print for anyone who has strong opinions and the social awareness to (mostly) keep them internal. Check the product images for a full view of the print.
+ Is this shirt true to size?
Yes — the unisex relaxed fit runs true to size. If you prefer a looser look, size up one. Check the size guide on the product page for exact chest measurements.
+ Will it shrink after washing?
No — the fabric is pre-shrunk before printing so it keeps its shape after washing. Machine wash cold and lay flat to dry for best results.
+ Which colour shows the print best?
White, Sports Grey, and Sand give the cleanest contrast for the print. Heliconia and Red are popular for a bolder statement — fitting for the slogan. Light Blue and Carolina Blue are the easy everyday choice. All 15 are light tones that work well with the design.
+ Is this a good gift for a Dachshund owner?
If you know someone who is honest, outspoken, and devoted to their Dachshund — yes, immediately. The slogan lands best when the recipient reads it and says "how did they know?" Great for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion for the person in your life who tells it like it is.
+ What is the shipping time?
We ship worldwide. Standard delivery is typically 7–14 business days depending on your location. Order 3+ items to automatically save 10%.

⚠️ Colours may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings. Sizes are approximate — please refer to the size guide before ordering.


Looking for a comfy, snug-looking t-shirt to wear this summer? Look no further as here it is. You will immediately fall in love with the irresistible softness and those unique prints. Even better, it makes for the best gift for the one you adore. 
 

Awesome fit

This unisex t-shirt is super comfy and soft. Want to look years younger, hip, and fashionable? Find the size that fits you best, and wear it with your favorite jeans or shorts

Unique design

Show off our unique fashion style with our funny, inspirational unisex t-shirt.


 

Great gift ideas

Give it to your beloved ones or get one for yourself. You will love the soft feel and want to wear it all day long.

 

Product details:

Material: 100% pre-shrunk cotton, or composition (96% cotton, 4% spandex) for maximum comfortable stretch. Products will be automatically fulfilled with existing materials to optimize production and delivery time to customers.
Machine wash cold    
Lay flat to dry    
No bleach    

Disclaimer

  • Due to variations of light and color settings of computer/personal device screens, colors may appear slightly different from photographic images.
  • Due to the manufacturing process, sizes of items listed in descriptions are approximate and actual size may vary slightly.
  • Due to the manufacturing process, alignment of images may vary slightly

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