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Controlling My Mouth Is The Easy Part" Dachshund T-Shirt
$24.90$40.9939% off
Style: Unisex T-shirt






Color: White
Size: S
The mouth? Fine. Everything else? Working on it.
Some people count to ten. Some people breathe deeply. Some people have a therapist on speed dial. And then there are Dachshund owners — who have found that their dog's expression alone does the heavy lifting. Controlling the mouth is genuinely the easy part. It's the eye rolls, the sighs, and the very loud internal monologue that need the real work.
If this feels accurate, this shirt was made for you. Available in 15 colours from S to 5XL — wear it as a warning or a confession, depending on the day.
👕 STYLE
- Unisex T-Shirt — relaxed fit, lightweight and breathable, suitable for all the situations where controlling your mouth is, in fact, the easy part
Available in sizes S — 5XL.
🎨 COLOURS (15 options)
White · Daisy · Lime · Kiwi · Ash · Light Blue · Heliconia · Red · Orange · Light Pink · Sports Grey · Gold · Sand · Irish Green · Carolina Blue
💡 All 15 are light tones. White, Sports Grey, and Sand give the cleanest look for the print. Heliconia and Red make a bold statement — which feels appropriate for this particular slogan. Light Blue and Carolina Blue are the easy everyday choice.
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS
- Material: 100% pre-shrunk cotton (or 96% cotton / 4% spandex for stretch variants)
- Pre-shrunk: No surprise shrinking after the first wash
- Print: "Controlling My Mouth Is The Easy Part" Dachshund graphic — bold and fade-resistant
- Fit: Unisex relaxed fit — comfortable for all body types
- Care: Machine wash cold · Lay flat to dry · No bleach · Wash inside out to preserve print
🎁 THE GIFT FOR SOMEONE WHO TELLS IT LIKE IT IS
Know someone who is refreshingly, occasionally alarmingly honest — and owns a Dachshund? This is their tee. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where the recipient will read the slogan, immediately recognise themselves, and laugh. Order 3+ items and save 10% — worldwide shipping included.
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⚠️ Colours may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings. Sizes are approximate — please refer to the size guide before ordering.
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