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Dach Ness Monster Dachshund coffee mug 11oz white ceramic funny Loch Ness parody - Wigglelove
Dach Ness Monster Dachshund coffee mug 11oz white ceramic funny Loch Ness parody - Wigglelove
Dach Ness Monster Dachshund mug 15oz large size - Wigglelove

Dach Ness Monster" Dachshund Coffee Mug — Loch Ness Parody, 11oz & 15oz

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Style: Beverage Mug

Size: 11oz

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Sightings reported daily — usually near the food bowl.

Legends speak of a creature lurking in the depths — impossibly long, low to the ground, appearing from nowhere and vanishing just as fast. Scientists remain baffled. Tourists travel from everywhere hoping for a glimpse.

Dachshund owners know exactly where to find it. The Dach Ness Monster is real, it is currently asleep on the sofa, and it somehow ate an entire sock without anyone witnessing a single thing.

Start every morning with the legend. Premium ceramic, bold print, available in 11oz and 15oz. The mythical morning ritual of the devoted Doxie owner.

☕ KEY FEATURES

  • Premium Ceramic — no cracking, chipping, or leaking; built for years of daily monster-spotting use
  • Bold Dach Ness Monster Print — the iconic Loch Ness Monster silhouette reimagined as a Dachshund, printed on the front where it can be properly admired every morning
  • Comfortable C-Handle — easy to grip, stays cool while your drink stays hot
  • Two Sizes — 11oz for a standard morning brew, 15oz for extended cryptid observation sessions
  • Food-Safe & Non-Toxic — ceramic material is lead-free and safe for daily use
  • Microwave Safe — reheat without switching mugs

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Material: Premium ceramic
  • Sizes: 11oz (3.79" H × 3.25" W) · 15oz (4.69" H × 3.35" W)
  • Print: One-sided Dach Ness Monster Dachshund design — fade-resistant with hand washing
  • Microwave: ✅ Safe — handle with care as ceramic retains heat

⚠️ NOT DISHWASHER SAFE — HAND WASH ONLY

Please hand wash only. Dishwasher use will fade the print over time. A quick rinse with warm soapy water keeps the Dach Ness Monster looking sharp for years — which is important, because the legend must be preserved.

📏 WHICH SIZE?

  • 11oz — standard coffee mug size; for mornings where one sighting of the Dach Ness Monster is enough to start the day right
  • 15oz — holds about 40% more; for extended observation and anyone who needs more time with their mythical creature before speaking to humans

🎁 PAIRS PERFECTLY WITH THE MATCHING HOODIE & TEE

We also carry the "Dach Ness Monster" Hoodie & T-Shirt — grab both for the complete cryptid collection. Order 3+ items and save 10% — worldwide shipping included.

❓ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

+ What does the Dach Ness Monster design look like?
The design reimagines the classic Loch Ness Monster silhouette — that long, humped creature emerging from dark water — as a Dachshund. Because if you think about it, the Dachshund is basically the Loch Ness Monster of the dog world: impossibly long, low to the ground, and capable of appearing from nowhere. Check the product images for a full view of the print.
+ Is this mug dishwasher safe?
No — hand wash only. Dishwasher use will fade the print over time. Wash with warm soapy water and a soft cloth to keep the Dach Ness Monster looking bold and clear for years.
+ Can I use it in the microwave?
Yes — the ceramic is microwave safe. Handle with care after microwaving as the mug retains heat. Avoid extended microwave sessions.
+ Which size should I choose?
The 11oz is a standard coffee mug size — great for a regular morning brew. The 15oz holds about 40% more, ideal if you like a larger coffee or simply need more time with your Dach Ness Monster before the day begins. Both have the same bold print in the same quality.
+ Is this a good gift for a Dachshund owner?
One of the most immediately understood gifts on the store. Any Dachshund owner gets the joke the moment they see it — and the design is clever enough that even non-dog-owners find it funny. A mug used every single morning makes this a gift that earns its place permanently. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion for the Doxie lover in your life.
+ What is the shipping time?
We ship worldwide. Standard delivery is typically 7–14 business days depending on your location. Order 3+ items to automatically save 10%.

⚠️ Colours may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings. Dimensions are approximate due to the manufacturing process.

Staying hydrated is vital, but how much careful consideration have you given to your mug of choice? A good-quality mug promotes the taste and scent of any drink, and we have for you the Beverage Mug that is sure to steal your heart. 

It preserves your drink’s temperature (hot or cold) remarkably well. What’s more, you can easily clean this mug in the dishwasher. Extraordinarily elegant, yet simple, this mug is perfect for minimalists.

Premium ceramic

Crafted with exceptional heat resistance, no harmful chemicals can be discharged from this mug. No cracking, chipping, or leaking.

State of the art

Bring a modern aesthetic to your desk with a simple yet sleek-looking mug!

Remarkably easy to clean

Be careful if using microwave or clean it in the dishwasher. It continuously guarantee to be durable for years.
Product details:

Material: Ceramic

One-sided printed
Artwork is a 2D design displayed on a flat surface
Dimension:
11Oz (HxW): 3.79x3.25 in
15Oz (HxW): 4.69x3.35 in
Capacity: 11oz; 15oz
Be careful if using microwave
Dishwasher unsafe

Disclaimer

  • Due to variations of light and color settings of computer/personal device screens, colors may appear slightly different from photographic images.
  • Due to the manufacturing process, sizes of items listed in descriptions are approximate and actual size may vary slightly.

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