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I've Got Friends In Low Places Dachshund T-Shirt, Hoodie & Sweatshirt

$24.90$40.9939% off

Style: Unisex T-shirt

Color: White

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Kiwi
Daisy
Lime
Ash
Light Blue
Red
Orange
Light Pink
Sports Grey
Gold
Sand
Irish Green
Carolina Blue

Size: S

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I've got friends in low places. Very low places. Six inches off the ground, to be precise.

"I've Got Friends In Low Places" — the slogan that works on two levels simultaneously. Country music fans get one joke. Dachshund owners get another. Anyone standing next to you at the dog park gets both at the same time when they look down. Available as a unisex T-shirt, hoodie, or sweatshirt in 15 colours and sizes from S to 5XL.

Soft, pre-shrunk cotton, machine washable, and the most colour options of any tee in the store. The one you wear to the dog park and spend the rest of the afternoon explaining — not that it needs explaining.


🐾 KEY FEATURES

  • "I've Got Friends In Low Places" Slogan Print — a double-layered slogan that rewards both Dachshund owners and country music fans; the joke lands whether or not the Dachshund is present
  • Premium Pre-Shrunk Cotton — 100% pre-shrunk cotton that holds its shape and size after washing; soft, comfortable, and built for regular wear
  • Three Styles Available — Unisex T-shirt, Hoodie, or Sweatshirt; each shown in the product images — select at checkout
  • 15 Colour Options — the widest colour range in the store: White, Kiwi, Daisy, Lime, Ash, Light Blue, Red, Orange, Light Pink, Sports Grey, Gold, Sand, Irish Green, Carolina Blue, and more — see product images before choosing
  • Size Inclusive — available from S through to 5XL; refer to the size guide in the product images for exact measurements
  • Unisex Relaxed Fit — comfortable across body types; size down one if you prefer a more fitted look
  • Machine Washable — machine wash cold, lay flat to dry, no bleach

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Slogan: "I've Got Friends In Low Places"
  • Material: 100% pre-shrunk cotton
  • Styles: Unisex T-shirt · Hoodie · Sweatshirt
  • Colours: 15 options — White · Kiwi · Daisy · Lime · Ash · Light Blue · Red · Orange · Light Pink · Sports Grey · Gold · Sand · Irish Green · Carolina Blue + more — select at checkout
  • Sizes: S · M · L · XL · 2XL · 3XL · 4XL · 5XL
  • Care: Machine wash cold · Lay flat to dry · No bleach
  • Print: Slogan — front print

🎨 15 COLOURS — HOW TO CHOOSE

  • White / Ash / Sports Grey — the versatile neutrals; the slogan reads cleanly and they suit any wardrobe or occasion
  • Light Blue / Carolina Blue / Sand — relaxed, casual tones; great for everyday wear and warmer months
  • Irish Green / Kiwi / Lime — the boldest greens in the range; Irish Green in particular is a rich, distinctive tone not available on any other listing in the store
  • Daisy / Gold — warm, sunny tones that pop in natural light; ideal for spring and summer dog walks
  • Red / Orange — the high-visibility options; for anyone who wants the tee to do its own announcing
  • Light Pink — soft and understated; the slogan carries the personality without the colour adding to the noise

🎁 THE GIFT FOR DACHSHUND OWNERS WHO ALSO LOVE COUNTRY MUSIC — OR JUST IRONY

This slogan works as a gift for almost any Dachshund owner — country fan or not. The "low places" punchline lands with everyone who's ever been walked into by a Dachshund at shin height. At $24.90 with 15 colours, three styles, and sizes to 5XL, it's the most colour-inclusive tee in the store and one of the easiest gift decisions in it. Order 3+ items and save 10% — worldwide shipping included.


❓ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

+ What's the joke?
"I've Got Friends In Low Places" is a reference to the classic country song — but for Dachshund owners, the "low places" is literal. Dachshunds are famously long and low to the ground, making the phrase work on two levels at once. Country fan or not, anyone who owns or has met a Dachshund gets it immediately.
+ What styles are available?
Three styles: Unisex T-shirt, Hoodie, and Sweatshirt. Each is shown in the product images — select your preferred style and colour at checkout. Not all colours may be available in every style; check the variant selector for exact availability.
+ Why does this one have more colours than the other tees?
This listing has 15 colour options — the widest range in the store, including Irish Green which isn't available on any other apparel listing. Check the product images to see each colour before choosing.
+ How does the fit run?
Unisex relaxed fit — size down one if you prefer something more fitted. Check the size guide in the product images for exact chest and length measurements. When gifting, the recipient's chest measurement is more reliable than their usual size label.
+ Will it shrink after washing?
The cotton is pre-shrunk and holds its size after washing. Machine wash cold and lay flat to dry — avoid high-heat tumble drying to keep the print and fabric in best condition.
+ What is the shipping time?
We ship worldwide. Standard delivery is typically 7–14 business days depending on your location. Order 3+ items to automatically save 10%.

⚠️ Colours may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings. Sizes are approximate — please refer to the size guide in the product images. Print placement may vary slightly due to the manufacturing process.


Looking for a comfy, snug-looking t-shirt to wear this summer? Look no further as here it is. You will immediately fall in love with the irresistible softness and those unique prints. Even better, it makes for the best gift for the one you adore. 
 

Awesome fit

This unisex t-shirt is super comfy and soft. Want to look years younger, hip, and fashionable? Find the size that fits you best, and wear it with your favorite jeans or shorts

Unique design

Show off our unique fashion style with our funny, inspirational unisex t-shirt.


 

Great gift ideas

Give it to your beloved ones or get one for yourself. You will love the soft feel and want to wear it all day long.

 

Product details:

Material: 100% pre-shrunk cotton, or composition (96% cotton, 4% spandex) for maximum comfortable stretch. Products will be automatically fulfilled with existing materials to optimize production and delivery time to customers.
Machine wash cold    
Lay flat to dry    
No bleach    

Disclaimer

  • Due to variations of light and color settings of computer/personal device screens, colors may appear slightly different from photographic images.
  • Due to the manufacturing process, sizes of items listed in descriptions are approximate and actual size may vary slightly.
  • Due to the manufacturing process, alignment of images may vary slightly

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