Style: Classic Unisex Hoodie
Color: Sand
Size: S
🎅 Sorry Santa, I've been feral.
Your English Bulldog has had an honest year. There was the couch incident. The garden incident. The thing with the neighbour's cat. The Sorry Santa I've Been Feral Hoodie is the closest thing to a confession your Bulldog will ever give Santa — and it's the funniest, most relatable Christmas tee on the store. Warm, breed-specific, and available in 8 colors, this is the gift that gets the biggest laugh under the tree.
🎄 ORDERING FOR CHRISTMAS?
Check our Shipping Policy page for estimated delivery times to your region and order early — this is one of our most-loved seasonal designs and tends to sell out fast in December.
👕 STYLES AVAILABLE
- Classic Unisex Hoodie — brushed fleece interior, double-lined hood with drawstring, kangaroo front pocket. Perfect for cold December days
- Sweatshirt — same cosy construction without the hood, great for layering
- Unisex T-shirt — lightweight option for milder climates or indoor gatherings
All styles available in sizes S — 5XL including 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit — comfortable for all body types.
🎨 COLORS — 8 OPTIONS
Sand · Ash · Heliconia · Red · Orange · Light Pink · Gold · White
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS
| Material | 50% cotton / 50% polyester — air jet spun yarn for softness without pilling |
| Hood | Double-lined with matching drawstring (hoodie only) |
| Cuffs | 1×1 athletic rib knit with Lycra — stretch fit, stays in shape |
| Stitching | Double-needle throughout for long-lasting durability |
| Fit | Unisex relaxed fit |
| Sizes | S — 5XL including 4XL (see size guide) |
| Care | Machine wash cold · Lay flat to dry · No bleach |
🎁 THE FUNNIEST CHRISTMAS GIFT ON THE STORE
Any Bulldog owner who has caught their dog being absolutely feral this year will get this immediately. It's warm, wearable all winter, and guaranteed to get a laugh when it's unwrapped. Order 3+ items and save 10%, with worldwide shipping included.
⚠️ Colors may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings. Sizes are approximate — please refer to the size guide before ordering. Print alignment may vary slightly due to the manufacturing process.
❓ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
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Even men who always aim to dress up have to have a few hoodies around. Sure, long-sleeve shirts and sweaters are great to keep you warm, but you have to put long-sleeves on first thing and sweaters can feel so rigid and stuffy and formal. A hoodie is the comfortable, warm, cozy total opposite, and having a hood can actually keep you warmer. The only problem is which hoodie and where to buy them? Looking for a high-quality, minimal hoody that you can wear day in, day out? Look no further. It’s right here. |
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Product details:
(Air Jet Spun Yarn, Double lined hood with matching drawstring, Double-needle stitching, Set-in sleeves, 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs with Lycra(R)) Due to the difference monitor and light effect, the actual color and size of the item may be slightly difference from the visual image. |
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Legendary warmth
Superior mobility
Kangaroo Pockets